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5 for $500 Virtual Personal Training!

💪 5 for $500 Virtual Personal Training Package Real Coaching. Real Results. Right From Your Home. 💻 Think virtual personal training doesn’t work? I used to think the same, until I started training clients from their kitchens, garages, living rooms, and backyards with better results than ever. Turns out, all you really need is a screen, a body, and someone who knows what they’re doing (👋 hi, that’s me). With this 5-session virtual pack, you’ll get: 🎥 One-on-one coaching via Zoom or FaceTime 🏋️ Sessions tailored to YOU (bodyweight only, resistance bands, TRX, full gym setup) whatever you’ve got, we’ll use it 🗓️ Flexible scheduling to fit your real human life 🔄 Movement that makes sense for your body, your energy, and your goals Whether you’re a complete beginner or already climbing the fitness ladder, I’ll meet you where you are...and level you up safely, confidently, and consistently. 🤓 I’m NASM Certified in: Personal Training Weight Loss Corrective Exercise  Youth Sports Performance (Yes, I’ve got receipts and the real-world experience to back it up.) 🏠 You’ll be shocked at how effective virtual training is!  No commute, no weird gym vibes, just powerful sessions from the privacy and convenience of your home. But don’t wait...I only have a handful of spots available. 👉 Grab your 5-pack for $500 before they’re gone. This is your comeback. Let’s make it count.

$500.00 USD

Upgrade to 1:1 Tele-Coaching!

💌 Need a little extra support? Upgrade to 1:1 Tele-Coaching (Only 5 Spots Available) If you’re thinking: “I love everything about the Comeback Club, it sounds amazing… but I know I’ll need a little more accountability, encouragement, or guidance to really stick with it…” You’re not alone. And I’ve got you. I’m opening up just 5 spots for a small group of humans to get personalized 15-Day Tele-Coaching—for extra support, momentum, and tiny habit magic as you rebuild. ✨ You’ll start right away—no waiting, no delay. I’m here with you from Day 1. Here’s what’s included: ✅ Monday–Friday personal support via text, voice messages or videos ✅ Daily micro-assignments tailored to YOU and your goals ✅ Quick pep talks, Ernesto encouragement, reminders, and reality-checks when you need them most ✅ Real-time accountability and encouragement—because you don’t have to do this alone This is for you if: ✔️ You thrive with personal connection and direct support ✔️ You know you’ll need a little extra push (or pause) as you navigate your comeback ✔️ You want someone in your corner celebrating every messy, rebellious, resilient step ✔️ You want daily momentum without overwhelm 💥 Only 5 spots available—and once they’re gone, they’re gone! 👉 Add 15 Days of 1:1 Tele-Coaching for $555    You may be asking, "What's with the rando $555 number, Sara?"  Glad you asked, because it is, in fact, not random at all!  In the context of angel numbers, 555 often signifies 'significant change, transformation, and personal growth.' 555 is often associated with the idea that you are undergoing a period of change and evolution, and you are on the verge of a major shift in your life.  This is your sign that the Comeback Club and working one-on-one with me is the right choice. ✨ Check the box to upgrade and reserve your spot. I’ll personally reach out right away to kick things off! (Heads up: Ernesto will insist on being part of the coaching team. Expect occasional “good job” photos 🐾.)

$555.00 USD